Monday, October 09, 2006

Men of the Mortuaries

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Alana Baranick said...

The Zabor twins - Mr. March and Mr. April - are from the Cleveland suburb of Parma.

They'd better not be nude. Same goes for the other Mr. Months.

I already ordered my "Men of Mortuaries" calendar to display at my newsroom cubicle. My bosses would object to my decorating with pictures of naked morticians - or for that matter naked anything.

If they are naked, I'll have to find some images to camouflage their tingly parts, as was done in the movie, "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery."

Any suggestions?

Kay Powell said...

You could put tasteful little caskets over their "tingly parts."